fuck! split coffee on laptop keyboard

[jj]

He specifically mentioned 'KY jelly'.....unless there's a brand of Oz jam called 'KY'.
I know Sellotape used to be called 'Durex' over there............

[IdolDroog]

lol yeh the graphics are already dead and it needs returning to sony but it looks a right state, several hours a day for over a year has taken its toll,....lil switches are broken etc....sucks....im considering selling my body and buying a cheaper one with my illgotten gains

[jj]

No need to go that far.
You'd probably get a replacement for the price of a kidney............

[IdolDroog]

lol sweet maybe i can find some kinky japanese art student who will buy all my bodily excrements and outputs ....hmm....

[IdolDroog]

magoo, why r u so tetchy at the moment

[jj]

It's spreading: others have been doin' it, as well, iss drivin' me mad, I tell 'ee.