Solo

[Spencer Goldsmith]

Does anyone on this site actually have a girlfriend? Or a boyfriend?

I was just wondering if you lot spent the day masturbating.

[richy]

Oh dear, here we go again. I refer you, Mr Goldsmith, to the posts in answer to the subject Sickoes on the 28th. As you will read, these were written by adults with a healthy interest in British Adult Film models/actresses, and, incidentally, written on the keyboard using both hands at the same time. OK?

[buttsie thankful]

Lets see

5.00am log on read messages and reply
6.00am masturbate for 3 hours
9.00am breakfast
9.30am shit
9.35am shower
9.45am shave
10.00am masturbate for 2 hours
12.00am watch news
12.30pm Lunch
1.30pm Beauty and the beast
2.30pm shopping for sexual produce
4.00pm masturbate for 2 hours
6.00pm watch news
6.30pm Tea
7.30pm world sports
8.00pm log on rean messages and reply
9.00pm maturbate for 1 hour
10.00pm go to bed dreaming about www.bgafd.co.uk

cheers
Master of the House

[Shaun (the original and best)]

Don't tar us with your brush, Spencer

[magoo]

Great reply. Well done Buttsie.

I`m off to the doctors to get some cream for the friction burns on my penis and then to the supermarket for 12 boxes of Kleenex and a gallon of Baby Oil which will last me all week.

[buttsie thankful]

Give him the respect he deserves....None!!!

He only wants to know is there anybody else out there pulling hi self to a case of hairy palms.

cheers

[buttsie thankful]

I'm sure JJ could help you with the Kleenex apparently he still hasn't visited Phil McC to find Michelle Wright on Wife Watcher.

A gallon of baby oil..would have thought it didn't go with Vodka.(LOL).Bake beans do just as well for me ,when your on the go.

cheers

[jj]

With a name like that, I wouldn't expect SG to have a sense of humour.
Or of proportion.
Or, indeed, of reality.
My Mrs says it's OK for me to write this, then it's back on with the boxing gloves.

[buttsie out of touch]

No friction with boxing gloves JJ?

cheers

[woodgnome]

i suppose i should delete this thread but after last nights accident, i've lost all confidence!!

spencer goldsmith is alexandra tompkinson/kevin.

perhaps, i'm partly to blame for this unseemly outburst. in my ribbing of their naivety when s/he tried a spot of forum wool pulling, i should have made more allowance for their blue-blooded sensitivities. after all, the non-wankers are different from you and me...

btw, i'm sorry to see that my advice has been ignored - the names used are still too symphonious not to be connected.

remember - mix it up!