Xmas presents

[Lizard]

For the hundreds of you wondering what to buy me for xmas, I,ll put you out of yer misery..............here,s me list.

Countdown, the board game
Tin of London grill
Barry whites, greates tits
some road maps of italy (current)
box of bassetts liquorice allsorts
Carol Vorderman (knickers on)
as above....(knickers off)
3000 gallons of stella
a helicopter
an oil rig
A 1950,s Gibson les paul gold top
some Lesbians
some more Lesbians
dvd,s of Lesbians
videos of Lesbians.

cheers
Liz.

[steve56]

didnt he do well?lol.

[Wink Wink]

Need lots of wrapping paper for that lot.....would you take your lezzies just wrapped in a bow?

[jj]

LONDON GRILL?
What do you think- I'm MADE of money? You'll have Economy Baked Beans, and like it.
I can manage the Lesbian video, though- we went to Greece last year. Mind, they're all a bit hairy............
I can understand what you want the helicopter for- to get to the oil-rig. But what do you want the rig for? They're nasty, cold, wet and full of hairy-arsed shotblasters.................

[jj]

It's still HP brand- I bought a tin months ago to, eat at work.

It was very, very, very nasty.

[Pervert]

Well, if we're putting in gift requests:

Chanta Rose*
Vicki Holloway*
Kerry-Marie*

Or failing any of the above goddesses, some of Bimmercat's arsenal so I can personally carry out a politician cull. Thanks in advance.

* If using wrapping paper, remember to make airholes for the lovely ladies.

[mart]

What about a tin of "Apostrophes". Here's some to be going on with until Father Christmas arrives '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''.

Mart

[jj]

Yes, all those HP all-day breakfasts are utter shite (Asda). And they're WAY over-priced (Asda).
I only buy them (Asda) when I'm desperate for ideas (Asda)- you can get awfully sick of chicken-thighs in tomato aspic or quails' eggs cerisette (Asda).