Beauty = Happy

[Pervert]

The fact that people want to appear on these programmes means they are rather vain to begin with; thereafter, they'll do what they can to prolong their time in the limelight. Mostly these are people that you'd tire of after a five-minute conversation in a pub, yet you're expected to care enough about them to watch them for weeks.

[mart]

And don't we enjoy slagging them off.

Mart

[mutanthalibut]

Beauty is in the eye of a person with a stinging insect in their hand....or something like that, so they say:-)