Pornstar Top Trumps

[goldenballs]

okay so over the past couple of days i've had a bit of spare time on my hands, so what have i done? i've put together my own Pornstar Top Trumps. I decided to limit it to just British girls so far, first of all i decided who my favourite 12 girls were and then thought about what catagories would be most relevant.

The girls who made my top 12 are (in alphabetical order):
Alicia Rhodes, Angel Long, Cathy Barry, Faye Rampton, Laura Hermenson, Layla-Jade, Melissa Walker, Michelle Thorne, Nici Sterling, Taylor J Morgan, Sammy Jane, Violet Storm.

and the catagories I chose were:
Face, Breasts, Arse, General Physique, Voice, Performance.

Each category carries a maximum of 10 points so each pornstar would have a grand total out of 60 points.

I should point out that a great deal of this is down to my own tastes and opinions, as well as what I have seen, so of course, people may disagree or wonder why I gave a particular score or why I felt that certain catagories were important. And also its just a bit of harmless fun, the sort of thing forums were designed for surely?

Anyway, before I go and post all the grades I thought I'd test the water so to speak to see if folk would actually want to see all this. Afterall, the girls mentioned (or some of them anyway) may read the post and I wouldn't want them to take anything I say too seriously or personally (anyway, this is effectively me celebrating my 12 favourite British Porn girls) or take offense at the fact that I'm giving parts of their body marks out of ten.

If the general opinion is all for my Top Trumps then I'll submit them in the next day or two, I can tell you now that there is a clear winner, although its pretty close after that.

What I did find interesting was that after adding up everyone's totals, I found that the order the 12 came out in was roughly what I would have said beforehand, without conducting the whloe experiment.

So, once I've gained a few opinions I may (or may not) post all the marks, along with a slightly more detailed breakdown of the 6 catagories and how I awarded points.

Again I should point out that this isn't to be taken too seriously, its just a bit of fun that could be the source of some light-hearted debate on here for a few days.

[Deuce Bigolo]

If you search through the archives you'll see this particular list has been compiled again and again but probably not in so much detail as you are suggesting

Full steam ahead

By the way....if your keeping it British

Aren't you on the wrong forum?

cheers
B....OZ

[goldenballs]

perhaps, although i thought this is less 'industry' related. I dunno, i guess the girls tend to use that forum more as well, and my main concern is how they might feel about it. I don't want to cause any offense (anyway, i think the vast majority of it is complimentary to them).

[Deuce Bigolo]

Nothing wrong with a little bit of constructive criticism

When its just outright abuse then I agree it isn't warranted

Like the person that posted that only 5 percent of Brit Girls had passable looks compared to 90 percent of Euro Girls-very silly IMHO

Like comparing apples to oranges-no point what so ever

cheers
B....OZ

[Red Triangle]

All your categories are subjective. Top Trumps works well as a game because the categories are a mixture of subjective and objective - this way it makes if fairer and even the strongest card can be beaten purely on an objective category.

Objective categories could be height, breast size, number of films listed on BGAFD etc.

Top Trumps have released the FHM edititon which plays really well.

[goldenballs]

In the end i decided against submitting all my efforts. I guess at the end of the day it was nothing more than a glorified "my favourite pornstar is...". It probably wouldn't have made for particulary interesting reading as most of the marks were 8s and 9s out of 10 with the odd 7 and 10 thrown in, and it was only my personal opinion.

But in case anyone has been unable to sleep the past few nights wondering what the outcome would be I thought I'd at least reveal the winner.

The runner up with 54 points out of a possible 60 was Taylor J Morgan.

And the winner.......





...with a grand total of 57 points out of 60 was.......







....the one and only....Nici Sterling!



so there.

[IdolDroog]

>>>Like the person that posted that only 5 percent of Brit Girls had passable looks compared to 90 percent of Euro Girls-very silly IMHO


erm, was that me ?? Jeez I can't remember now, I dont think I wouldve been that rude on the forum where UK girls post but I remember saying something showing my particular favour for euro girls...hmm

[Deuce Bigolo]

No it wasn't you ID

In the end its all subjective dribble....you like who you like and nobody can tell you otherwise

How you can objectively compare girls that in general have different body shapes & facial features is beyond me

I like both

cheers
B....OZ

[IdolDroog]

Yeh I agree with you there. Myself and Tereza Fox fans can't understand why she wasnt one of the most popular girls on the internet and now shes stopped modelling its unlikely she ever will be. Absolutely perfect and even did the odd [controlled] hardcore! But no.....no one cared. but back to your point. Each to his own I don't think you can really compare because on a most rudimentary level I dont/cant compared blonde girls with brunettes and that does even include anyone in between!

[Deuce Bigolo]

I can't even say that I like all the sets of the same girl let alone these are better than those outright

Some sets are outstanding and others you wish you'd never laid eyes on

Given that many pictures are touched up makes it a bit of a joke to say that this girl is better than that looks wise

cheers
B....OZ