Jordons Tits to burst....shock!!!

[Lizard]

Doctors have warned that Jordan's 34FF breasts could explode if jungle leeches get to chomp on them.The silicone-enhanced glamour model plans to strip off on I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here.
But medics claim that is one of the most perilous things she could do, according to the Daily Star.


So! it must be true, and Jenny Bond to have a cock in her mouth by Wednesday!

[Wink Wink]

I think Jordan will melt on the first night around the camp fire......all that would be left would be a pool of silicon!!

[steve56]

and christine hamilton will emerge,lol.

[Wink Wink]

Steve you have a VERY unhealthy fixation about Christine Hamilton........you in love with her or something??

[steve56]

i find her quite attractive.

[Wink Wink]

Hmmmmmm!!

[angus young]

If Jordan does get them out you can bet that ITV will electronically censor them with those stupid fuzzy dots. They would have to before the 9pm watershed and I wouldn't be surprised if the bastards did it after that as well.

[nosey]

So do I. lolem.

[bfu]

thank heaven for small mercies.

IMHO her 'breasts' are grotesque.

no wonder steve preferes mrs hamilton