Ace,s New Handle

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Lizard
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Ace,s New Handle

Post by Lizard »

Now that Ace has passed his exams, and is on his way to Plumbing Heaven, may I suggest a change of 'handle' such as-:

Wrenchman!
Pipeboy
The 'Unblocker'
8mm
Boiler
U-bend........(perhaps not)
Tapper

anyone got anymore?

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steve56
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Re: Ace,s New Handle

Post by steve56 »

to quote a 70s song:tap turns on the water.
Tez
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Re: Ace,s New Handle

Post by Tez »

Wot about..."How Much???" or "Next Friday..that the best i can do love!"
IdolDroog
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Re: Ace,s New Handle

Post by IdolDroog »

Id go with 8mm....its same number of letters as Ace and it has snuff film (nic cage) connotations....KICK ASS
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crofter
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Re: Ace,s New Handle

Post by crofter »

what about ACE PLUMBING PLC, how long before Abramovich wants him on the board at Stamford Bridge??
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mutanthalibut
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Re: Ace,s New Handle

Post by mutanthalibut »

How about;

Tch tch tch tch. Has to be said while shaking one's head and frowning.
Ace
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Re: Ace,s New Handle

Post by Ace »

Usually followed by sucking through own teeth and stating, 'it's gonna cost you, mate'

Had first hand experience with this at most garages for MOT repairs

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Deuce Bigolo
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Re: Ace,s New Handle

Post by Deuce Bigolo »

Prof Plumb

cheers
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mart
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Re: Ace,s New Handle

Post by mart »

....and what cowboy did this job for you?"

Mart

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Re: Ace,s New Handle

Post by Pervert »

I`ll do a quick job for cash

Pancracker Repairman

U bend unblocker

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