A non sick joke ( I hope)

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mutanthalibut
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A non sick joke ( I hope)

Post by mutanthalibut »

Hopefully no offence will be taken by the readers of this joke



A husband and wife are waiting at the
bus stop, with them are their eight children.
A blind man joins them after a few minutes.
When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the
wife and her eight children are able to fit in the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk.
After a while the husband gets irritated by the ticking of
the stick of the blind man and says to him:
"Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your
stick, that ticking sound is driving me crazy !!"
The blind man replies: "If you would've put a rubber on the
end of YOUR stick, we'd be sitting in the bus, so shut the f##k up !!"
Lizard
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Re: A non sick joke ( I hope)

Post by Lizard »

Yeah exactly, how would you like it if you were that blind man, or the bus driver!!!!!

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Holden MacGroyn
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Re: A non sick joke ( I hope)

Post by Holden MacGroyn »

It's the 8 children I feel sorry for.
How would you like it if you had 8 children who had to go home by foot.
If you ever have 8 kids that have to walk hom,e I'll laugh my arse off you sick bastard.

Still.....Holden MacGroyn

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Ace
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Re: A non sick joke ( I hope)

Post by Ace »

Well MH, I fouind it a BELTER!!!!!!!!
As for Magoo, Holden and Liz, if you don't like a joke, then don't read the posts ;-)

The West London of my youth is now on dvd


I've met the man on the street............and he's a cunt
Lizard
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Re: A non sick joke ( I hope)

Post by Lizard »

I think it,s stickism! and blindist, and publictransportist...................

Outraged of Chorley.

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Holden MacGroyn
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Re: A non sick joke ( I hope)

Post by Holden MacGroyn »

And eightkidaphobic.
DIZ-gusting, with the emphasis on the DIZ.

Still.....Holden MacGroyn

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IdolDroog
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Re: A non sick joke ( I hope)

Post by IdolDroog »

where were they going?
mmm Alex Kramer
Lizard
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Re: A non sick joke ( I hope)

Post by Lizard »

Family planning clinic.

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