Pizza...What's Your Topping?

[Holden MacGroyn]

Scraping the barrel with this one but anyway.

Mine's a king sized, deep pan, meat feast with prawns and jalapenos.

To each their own.

[jj]

Minced baby, shredded paedophile and ground, vivsected primate.
Alternatively, raspberry jam and brussel sprout coulis.

[Lizard]

You forgot the iron filings, or maybe they are too rich for you eh?

[bfu]

got to be a plain mahgarete - tomatoe sauce and cheese, maybe with either a little chilli or anchovies.

and who every thought of putting pineapple anywhere near a pizza should have been shot - or worse

[Deuce Bigolo]

Peanut Butter on the thick crust

Vegemite on the thin

Both drenched in Barbecue sauce

cheers
B....OZ

[jj]

I'm on a metal-free diet at present.
Only thermoplastics, veggies and human body-parts.
Gives you terrible wind, though............

.......excuse me...........


.....sorry.
Has anyone got a tissue?

[Ace]

I used to have a Family size pizza from Dominoes, Hot and Spicy flavour, substituting the beef for chicken.
Now I am a meat-free eater, I now have Hot and Spicy substituting the meat for Prawns and Red peppers.
Sneaky tip............ocaissionally when the 17 year old spotty youth delivers, have enough cash for a MEDIUM sized and swear blind is the size you ordered, 10 times out of 10 you will get it for a few pounds saved. Sneaky, but IMO, a fair one!!

Last year, one of those spotty lads got beat up badly for a pizza and the cash as well as his moped, what did Dominoes give for his recovery? A P45 and an investigation why the moped had been stolen. the lad had a broken nose and fractured eye sockets and two chipped teeth, so it wasn't a 'double pals act hoping to screw the company for a few quid.
There was an outcry and the lad did recieve compensation, but the damage was done, and I take satisfaction in 'doing' them for a few quid when I order a 'Family-size' feast and pay for a 'standard fayre'