Magoo hasn't answered my e-mail !!

[jj]

..........that felt sooooooo gooood...........
Heh heh........

[Deuce Bigolo]

You sent 3 seconds ago I gather

A retorrical email?

cheers
B....OZ

[Lizard]

Try putting something in the message part, then he might, he has got some 'issues' with his dog you know! oh, and use a scart lead!

[Lizard]

I have tried mailing jj, I have a large amount of old dentures, and some piss stained curtains to send to him, but no reply! ungrateful oik!

[jj]

I wasn't trying to be dismissive or curt- rather, to be concise and not presume too much upon your patience. Brevity being the soul of wit, and all that hip-hop.........
I didn't think you'd taken me TOO seriously about the Tories, especially as I was well aware of my home constitueny's proud past. hence, little persuasion necessary, hence shortish reply. Plus I had no real arguments in favour of the Tories, except that they weren't Labour or the LDs..........
I will buy some decent SCARTs. Sorry. I am a piece of green slime under your noble feet. Thank you for condescending to address me at all.
And am I the first person here ever to have had his e-mail style criticised publicly? And should I feel flattered, or not?
Zager & Evans? Blimey, that takes me back a bit [cue: S56 moment....].
DH Evans was more my style.

[Lizard]

Iv,e been for a curry, and there were no tories to be seen! I should have gone for a chinese on reflection, but they can be such miserable cunts.

woops, thats me deleted!, get me a lawer,where,s nobby when you need him!

[jj]

Lizard wrote:

> Iv,e been for a curry,
Then you should know all about green slime..........
I went for a curry once.
But it was too quick for me, and bit me before I could get to it.

[Lizard]

Gedoutofhere! what kind did you have?