what a bloody cheek!

[steve56]

just got over flu monday cos i was sweating under my arms the local cafe refused to serve me winding me up about my clothes saying they smell and i should wash them,ive sat next to allsorts there and very strong perfume smelling like vomit from 1 woman but did i complain,no.

[Lizard]

Maybe you should go in wearing a chemical warfare suit, that,ll fool em, failing that tell them to get fucked!

[jj]

I really, really wish I hadn't read this thread.

[Lizard]

I know, I really wish I hadn,t replied......

[IdolDroog]

yeh how dare you not spread disease in public and smell like a frenchman, next they'll be adding "taxes" onto everything we buy just so they can squander the money

im with JJ on this one....

[jj]

I really wish you hadn't replied, and that I hadn't replied to your reply.

[Deuce Bigolo]

Just fill your pockets with pot pouri and wear a ring of garlic around your neck

Should take care of any bad smells

I take it you washed your clothes but forgot to do yourself then...lol

cheers
B....OZ

[steve56]

yeah thats it,lol.

[Deuce Bigolo]

Theres only one thing for it....you've got to fight fire with fire

Buy a bottle of cologne-old spice or blue stratos-douse your clothes in it

Guaranteed to kill any odour within eye sight

Funny how people put up with all these sweet/sickly fragrances but natural body odour is politically unacceptable

Snobs the lot of them

cheers
B....OZ

[steve56]

just being bloody awkward as well.