Caption Competition

Holden MacGroyn · Post by **Holden MacGroyn** » Wed Feb 04, 2004 11:23 pm

[img]http://www.the-clitoris.com/1r4/hymen/hymen7.jpg[/img]

DOES IT BITE!!!

The winner gets a go on my mountain bike without the stabilisers.

Pervert · Post by **Pervert** » Thu Feb 05, 2004 1:58 am

"Read my lips"?

Sorry, Holden, I'd definitely need the stabilisers.

Wink Wink · Post by **Wink Wink** » Thu Feb 05, 2004 2:53 am

'That's Not The First Time I've Seen a C**t Talking!!

Oh! Well back to the day job eh!

mart · Post by **mart** » Thu Feb 05, 2004 3:43 am

This where I dive into the depths of my dusty memory, do a "Google" and................

Mart

jj · Post by jj » Thu Feb 05, 2004 7:57 am

"I'm sorry, Madam: I'm a gynaecologist. The dentist is next door".

Lizard · Post by **Lizard** » Thu Feb 05, 2004 11:19 am

'Dont do drugs'

Tez · Post by **Tez** » Thu Feb 05, 2004 11:48 am

The make-up design for the new Alien film was underway...

Tez

crofter · Post by **crofter** » Thu Feb 05, 2004 12:47 pm

how about:
Casper the Friendly Fanny.
I?m a Celebrity .... Get Me Outta Here.
Open All Hours.

Holden MacGroyn · Post by **Holden MacGroyn** » Thu Feb 05, 2004 12:48 pm

"Aaah, it has your nose."

...and Robert Maxwell's eyebrows by the looks of it.
Fucking scarey darey.

jj · Post by jj » Thu Feb 05, 2004 1:40 pm

Oi !!
Unfair !!
You can't enter yer own competition.
That's the sorta trick Cap'n Bob would have pulled............

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