You know these spam ads for enlarging your penis?, well I,ve had loads of them so, I thought I would send of for some penis pills, well!.............they WORK! My cock is the size of a leather chesterfield, it,s FUCKIN HUGE!!!, 3 of us have to take it for a piss, and today I bought it a smart car of it,s own to travel about with, I,m well pleased, I have bought a duffel bag to carry it in for when I go on the beach this year.
Marvellous really!
Grow your penis!!
Grow your penis!!
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Re: Grow your penis!!
These pills....I take it that they make yer balls grow commensurately.
Or are yer nads still original size?
You can see I'm well interested, here.........
Or are yer nads still original size?
You can see I'm well interested, here.........
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signification...."
signification...."
Re: Grow your penis!!
My nads are the size of 2 spacehoppers, I,m well pleased!
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Re: Grow your penis!!
It's a sofa (that's a big long comfy chair for more than one person, normally two fat ones or three skinny ones), usually overstuffed, usually covered in leather.
It's named after the town of Chesterfield in Derbyshire, where they live and breed, and which also is famous for having a church with a crooked spire, which locals go in coach-loads to gawp at and go 'ee, bah, that's right queer, that'. Sofa-trapping is a major industry locally, as is producing outdoor toilets, known as 'Blue Johns'.
There's not a lot of night-life in Derbyshire, as you can imagine........
It's named after the town of Chesterfield in Derbyshire, where they live and breed, and which also is famous for having a church with a crooked spire, which locals go in coach-loads to gawp at and go 'ee, bah, that's right queer, that'. Sofa-trapping is a major industry locally, as is producing outdoor toilets, known as 'Blue Johns'.
There's not a lot of night-life in Derbyshire, as you can imagine........
"a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the
signification...."
signification...."
Re: Grow your penis!!
Over here a 'Chesterfield' is a town!, dont come much bigger than that!
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Wish I,d seen your post first, will you slow down!!!
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Deuce Bigolo
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Re: Grow your penis!!
I'll just stick with the jelking if its all the same
Have heard these magic beans have sight effects to performance
Need your own blood bank to prime it
cheers
B.....OZ
Have heard these magic beans have sight effects to performance
Need your own blood bank to prime it
cheers
B.....OZ
Re: Grow your penis!!
Well.....there's cities. And conurbations.
And megalopolises....megalopoli.......megalopodes........fucking dirty great BIG cities.
And megalopolises....megalopoli.......megalopodes........fucking dirty great BIG cities.
"a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the
signification...."
signification...."
Re: Grow your penis!!
thats why several porn/glam girls come from chesterfield
and my mate from there has retired to tunisia
and my mate from there has retired to tunisia