I recently watched a couple of Dr Neil Down and Phil Mycock films and thought that the humour in them was comparable to Carry On Columbus.
As in terrible. Okay so you're probably saying why are you watching porn for the one liners? Well I'm watching it to be entertained, so I want morer than just eye candy. I'd like good camera angles as well. I want to see the look on the woman/girls faces and their paps as they get tonked, not just the Dr's todger sliding between her beef curtains.
Yes I am feeling a little pissy as I write this and this just happens to be what I chose to vent my spleen on. I mean no offence to the performers and I admire them for doing a job that I am quite certain I would not be able to do, although after watching Ben and Marino doing similar schtick, but better I just feel it wasn't up to the same calibre.
It's probably showing that I'm losing my thraed now and just rambling so I'll leave it there.
Sorry for going on.
P.s. Idoldroog check the fonts post.
not overly impressed.
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lovemunkey187
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not overly impressed.
We got both kindsa music here. We got Country and Western
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lol that was surreal reading your post and then seeing my 'name' hehe thanks
mmm Alex Kramer
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goldenballs
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i have to agree with regard to Dr Neil Down & Phil Mycock films.
I bought some of these a few years ago before i had seen any UK porn. I couldn't believe how poor they were compared to the Euro and US stuff i had seen before. Everything that could be bad was present: poor lighting, poor sound, poor picture quality, poor storylines, poor humour and poor camera work - i don;t want to see some blokes grimmacing face while he shoots his load only to tilt down to the girl after the cumshot.
I bought some of these a few years ago before i had seen any UK porn. I couldn't believe how poor they were compared to the Euro and US stuff i had seen before. Everything that could be bad was present: poor lighting, poor sound, poor picture quality, poor storylines, poor humour and poor camera work - i don;t want to see some blokes grimmacing face while he shoots his load only to tilt down to the girl after the cumshot.
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And I've made the point before about their pathetic schoolboy leering- 'hey, look, we're getting laid'.
Well, whoo-hoo, you ARE paying for the privilege, aren't you? So there's nothing to get TOO full of yourself about..........
Well, whoo-hoo, you ARE paying for the privilege, aren't you? So there's nothing to get TOO full of yourself about..........
"a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the
signification...."
signification...."
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lovemunkey187
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I'm surprised I was expecting alot of messages shooting me down in flames.
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We got both kindsa music here. We got Country and Western
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I believe "Dr Neil Down" is in the Guinness Book of Records, under 'World's Smallest Fan-Club'.........
"a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the
signification...."
signification...."
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must agree, their productions are very poor in comparison to some of the excellent stuff being produced nowadays.
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