Great Chubby Brown joke

[Guilbert]

Saw Chubby Brown live on Men and Motors last night, and
one joke made me roar, hope I can get it across written down.

Two guys talking in a pub

1st: Did you get lucky after you left the pub last night

2nd Yeh, I managed to find a bird and have great sex

1st: How come, you didn't leave the pub till 11:30 last night

2nd: Well on the way home in the dark I found a girl
tied to the railway track. I untied her, and took her home
and we had great sex, on the bed, from behind bending
over the sofa, I even had a tit wank

1st: What about a blow job

2nd: No, I couldn't find her head.

Guilbert

[steve56]

lol,you sure it wasnt 1 of bernard mannings.

[Ace]

That would make a GREAT Fosters advert, y'know.......the 'Don't lose yer head' gimmick

[IdolDroog]

lol yeyh except you wouldnt be able to show the headless body cos thatd ruin the punchline.... great joke tho

[Dave]

was great joke just a bit sick........lol

[Emma]

Have any of you seen Chubby live Dave took me last April to see him live in Salisbury he was great had my laughing so much i though mysides would slit open.....lol

[colin]

seen him a few times live, always good value. even without the swearing some of his jokes are great. just don't get up to go to the toilet while he is on stage, he'll crucify you!!

[Dave]

yep he will do that i did to some blonde haired women then asked if he could join her.........lol