Bad taste joke..........

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Heathray
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Bad taste joke..........

Post by Heathray »

Just got this texted to me.......

Two sharks off the Irish coast. One says to the other "I'm bored with Mackarel", the other says "Ok, lets go to Morecambe for a Chinese!!"

No offence, my ex neighbours were Chinese and lovely couple.
Lizard
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Post by Lizard »

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jj
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Post by jj »

.......not unless the 'K' in 'Phil K' stands for 'Kwang Lee Hiu'.........
"a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the
signification...."
mutanthalibut
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Post by mutanthalibut »

He's still very brave for posting that on here.

p.s I didn't laugh

p.p.s I've heard it's a bit nippy in Morcambe bay at this time of year.
jj
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Post by jj »

mutanthalibut wrote:
> p.p.s I've heard it's a bit nippy in Morcambe bay at this time of year.
Isn't that the Japanese? At last I've found the Chink in yer armour.........
"a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the
signification...."
Ace
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Post by Ace »

The new batch of workers are having a pay rise of ?1.00 per day, it will help keep their heads above water

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I've met the man on the street............and he's a cunt
Holden MacGroyn
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Post by Holden MacGroyn »

Gotta say Mutant & JJ, that's going too far.
A joke's a joke but words like "Nip" & "Chink" are to some, as offensive as words like "Paki" or "Nigger".

Still.....Holden MacGroyn

BUT WITHOUT MY BRUCE LEE SIG BECAUSE HE'S TOO HARD FOR THIS PLACE...
IdolDroog
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Post by IdolDroog »

I agree with you Holden, personally I reckon if I can't say Chinks, Japs or Pakis then from now on Im officially going to be offended being called a "brit"
mmm Alex Kramer
Deuce Bigolo
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Post by Deuce Bigolo »

How about Smelly White 'Git' then?

Would make a change from Pom

Makes you wonder when you see cheerleaders with their Pom Poms

Where did that name come from?

cheers
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Holden MacGroyn
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Post by Holden MacGroyn »

Thing is ID, that being called a Brit, has never been offensive.
Chink, Paki, Nip, Nigger et al have always been used in a racist way.
I know the PC bandwagon is big, but as far back as I can remember, nobody ever used the above words with affection nor without adding "Present company excluded" if there was a black, Oriental or Asian person there.
Gives away the stance.

I have yet to meet someone who is pissed off at being called a Brit, Yank, Aussie or Kiwi.

Frog, Kraut, Spik, Nigger, Paki, Chink, Daigo, Coon are completely different and offensive.
It's not new PC, but old school respect.

Still.....Holden MacGroyn

BUT WITHOUT MY BRUCE LEE SIG BECAUSE HE'S TOO HARD FOR THIS PLACE...
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