O/T---Just in case

[Wink Wink]

Perhaps I should refer you to Dr Gordon Zola who looks into cheese related dreams.

[Pervert]

lol---and I wave the white flag of surrender, much like Scotland's defence (?)

[jj]

...which has the consistency of over-ripe Camembert.

I MAY forgive, you, in the long term, for that truly excruciating Brie pun.
But it may take some considerable time.....

[Pervert]

Sorry, JJ. As well as an inner fascist, I have an inner Richard Whitely to cope with.

[jj]

Then you are truly one of life's unfortunates.
I am writing to the Beeb as we speak, to pitch a scarifyingly heart-rending, tragicomic docusoap-cum-reality game-show about fellow-sufferers of WICS (Whiteley Inner-Child Syndrome). Tom O'Connor (the well-known three-times winner of the Financial Times' Weakest Jokes Known to Mankind silver salver and stirrup-cup) has already offered to present the programme, provided he can tell the one about the guide-dog and the boy scout- again.
We are taking his offer under advisement.......

[Pervert]

You think I've got it bad? You should speak to Magoo---he's got an inner Ant and an inner Dec.

[jj]

More like an Innner Genghis Khan and his merry Hordes........

[Wink Wink]

Any body interested in a 'Danish Blue' movie????

Just to keep the cheese theme going!

[Bronson Lee]

An inner halloumi-gan then ?

[jj]

Is this about cheese again?
Or is that the name of Genghis' trusty batman, the one who used to cook his favourite, Lightly Roasted Peasant on a Skewer?