'Trouser Related Mishaps'!!!

[Wink Wink]

Interesting that there were 700 accidents involving zip fastners!!

[Pervert]

I knew someone who ended up with "a bleeder" after a zip and fiveskin interface. It was apparently rather painful disconnecting his person from said apparatus.

[Deuce Bigolo]

Anybody that manages that doesn't deserve to have one

Should be put on L plates(button up jeans & trousers) until they've managed the difficult art of keeping the python out of harms way

cheers
B....OZ

[mart]

Doesn't the complete list make curious reading. I believe that they record statistics about accidents involving unlikely objects like tea-cosies.

Mart

[Deuce Bigolo]

How many of these accidents were down to the idiots being intoxicated
I wonder....would be the only condition you could imagine a tea-cosie coming into play

About time those injured when on a bender were made to pay for the free medical help they receive

cheers
B....OZ

[steve56]

i prefer zips to the buttons on jeans cant get on with them.

[Pervert]

"And that is the case for the defence, M'Lud."

[mart]

What about shoe laces steve56?

[This is a subtle one!]

Mart

[Deuce Bigolo]

In place of the zipper

I'll get back to you after the trial period

cheers
B....OZ