Tony Blair steps out onto Downing Street in the dead of winter.
Right in front of him, in front of No. 10, he sees "The Prime
Minister Must Die" written in urine across the snow.
Well, old Tony is pretty pissed off. He storms into his security
staff's HQ, and yells "Somebody wrote a death threat in the snow
in the front damn street! And they wrote it in urine! Son-of-a-bitch
had to be standing right on the porch when he did it! Where were
you guys?!"
The security guys stay silent and stare ashamedly at the floor.
Tony hollers "Well dammit, don't just sit there! Get out and FIND OUT
WHO DID IT! I want an answer, and I want it TONIGHT!"
The entire staff immediately jump up and race for the exits. Later
that evening, his chief security officer approaches him and says
"Well Mr. Blair, we have some bad news and we have some really bad
news. Which do you want first?"
Tony says "Oh Hell, give me the bad news first." The officer says
"Well, we took a sample of the urine and tested it. The results
just came back, and it was Prescott's."
Blair says "Oh my God, I feel so... so... betrayed! One of my own
Ministers! Damn. ..Well, what's the really bad news?"
The officer replies "Well, it's Cherie's handwriting"