it was just a philosophical musing on my part.
And I'd want them done for attempted DEICIDE..............
Punishment to fit the Crime
Re: Punishment to fit the Crime
"a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the
signification...."
signification...."
O/T---offending
Speaking of offending people (and knowing what at least one mod is like, this won't survive long):
Two Scousers are riding along the M62 from Manchester to Liverpool on a motor bike. They break down and start hitching a lift.
A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the Scousers ask him for a lift. He tells them that he has no room in the wagon as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls but will take a look at the bike for them.
He tries everything he knows but is unable to repair it. Time is getting on, he's late for his delivery so he tells the Scousers he has to leave. The Scousers ask the driver if they can manage to fit in the back with the 20,000 bowling balls, will he take them. He agrees. They manage to squeeze themselves and their bike into the back of the wagon so the driver shuts the doors and gets off on his way. By this time he is really late and so puts his foot down.
Sure enough PC Plod of Greater Manchester Police pulls him up for speeding. The officer asks the driver what he is carrying, to which he replies with sarcasm '20,000 Scouse eggs'.
The policeman obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a look. He opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it.
He rushes back to his car, gets onto his radio and calls for immediate backup from as many officers as possible. The dispatcher asks what emergency he has that he requires so many officers.
"I've got a wagon with 20,000 Scouse eggs in it - two have already hatched and the buggers have managed to nick a motor bike already!"
Two Scousers are riding along the M62 from Manchester to Liverpool on a motor bike. They break down and start hitching a lift.
A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the Scousers ask him for a lift. He tells them that he has no room in the wagon as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls but will take a look at the bike for them.
He tries everything he knows but is unable to repair it. Time is getting on, he's late for his delivery so he tells the Scousers he has to leave. The Scousers ask the driver if they can manage to fit in the back with the 20,000 bowling balls, will he take them. He agrees. They manage to squeeze themselves and their bike into the back of the wagon so the driver shuts the doors and gets off on his way. By this time he is really late and so puts his foot down.
Sure enough PC Plod of Greater Manchester Police pulls him up for speeding. The officer asks the driver what he is carrying, to which he replies with sarcasm '20,000 Scouse eggs'.
The policeman obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a look. He opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it.
He rushes back to his car, gets onto his radio and calls for immediate backup from as many officers as possible. The dispatcher asks what emergency he has that he requires so many officers.
"I've got a wagon with 20,000 Scouse eggs in it - two have already hatched and the buggers have managed to nick a motor bike already!"
Pervert
The Worlds Biggest Collector Of Ben Dover DVD`s
Koppite Till I Die
Remember - You`ll Never Walk Alone
The Worlds Biggest Collector Of Ben Dover DVD`s
Koppite Till I Die
Remember - You`ll Never Walk Alone
Re: O/T---offending
Ah, there's nothing like good regional stereotyping! 
Can't claim credit for the joke---think it's been doing the rounds---but thought I'd share it.
Can't claim credit for the joke---think it's been doing the rounds---but thought I'd share it.
Pervert
The Worlds Biggest Collector Of Ben Dover DVD`s
Koppite Till I Die
Remember - You`ll Never Walk Alone
The Worlds Biggest Collector Of Ben Dover DVD`s
Koppite Till I Die
Remember - You`ll Never Walk Alone
Re: O/T---offending
....and all the others are on house-bricks.
"a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the
signification...."
signification...."
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Re: Punishment to fit the Crime
Just as well the guy did not live in Pakistan as under Islamic Qisas Law the punishment can literally match the crime.
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