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[Peter]

Does anyone want a giant panda cub? I keep a couple as pets, and they're breeding like rabbits. I've had to find homes for 40 of them already. Nothing seems to stop them reproducing, I'm thinking of having them neutered, so get 'em while you can!

[jj]

Peter wrote:
> Does anyone want a giant panda cub?
Well. I hear the Chinese might be interested. They're a bit short of them at the mo, can't think why.

> and they're breeding like rabbits.
In which case wouldn't a rabbit-fancier be a better bet? Have you talked to the New Scientist about your rabbit-producing pandas? This could turn Biology on its head.......

> Nothing seems to stop them reproducing,
Try getting them to watch Neighbours or Home and Away.
Works every time.

[lovemunkey187]

Possibly he means that they call each other Tufty or something as oppossed
to the offspring looking like rabbits.

[mutanthalibut]

No, he said "like rabbits" so they could be hares. Probably not pubic hares. If his pandas were born in britian and they were reproducing pubic hares.... and this was being captured on video....then this would be tantamount to an on topic thread.

Properly punctuating pro-nouns was never my strong point. Wa-hey.