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[mutanthalibut]

---- A young girl was going on a date. Her
> > grandmother said: "Sit here and let me
> > tell you about that young boy. He is going
> > to try and kiss you, you are
> > going to like that, but don't let him do that.
> > He is going to try and feel
> > your breast, you are going to like that but
> > don't let him do that.
> >
> > But most important, he is going to try and get
> > on top of you to have his way
> > with you. You are going to like that, but don't
> > let him do that. It will
> > disgrace the family."
> >
> > With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went
> > on her date.
> >
> > The next day she told grandma that her date
> > went just like she had
> > predicted: "Grandma, I didn't let him disgrace
> > the family. When he tried, I
> > just turned over, got on top of him, and
> > disgraced His family..."
> >
> > Granny fainted!

[Deuce Bigolo]

LOL

What a Gal.....for the honor of the family

Sounds like something Jessica 'Clueless' Simpson would do

cheers
B....OZ