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Holden MacGroyn
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Re: Important Notice For American Forumites

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Excellent stuff.
Shame there's no mention of Baseball's "World Series" that features the whole wide world of America.

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Re: Important Notice For American Forumites

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Will American English classes revert to just English classes?
Will they get to see Grange Hill and have new role models in 70's pin up icon Tucker Jenkins?
Will they get to have naff 70's haircuts and learn the lyrics to "Another Brick In The Wall" with the requirement of pronouncing it "Anuva Bri'k In Ve Wahl"

Will the English classes also fail them all on the GCSE English questions that require colour, honour etc to be spelt the right way?

Will homies in da hood be required to fire pea shooters and spud guns and ride around on grifters and choppers instead of cars with fucked hydraulic suspension.

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Re: Important Notice For American Forumites

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Well the reason I mention the 70's my right hon. friend, is that we have been accused of being behind the times when it comes to our American counterparts...OUR not OR...they drop "U"'s...anyway, I guess..dammit sorry...I SUPPOSE it's only fair that they get sent back a few years so they fully appreciate the here & now of it all.

I like the idea of drive by knock down ginger. A classy idea if ever.
If a homie has a diss wit' his rival gyangsta posse, then they should be forced to square up and have a round of conkers and in true British style, best out of 3.
Gold will not be allowed on every tooth cap. Fillings will have to be that nasty silver shit.
The words "Gee" & "Swell" will be hanging offences and anyone that dares to use the word "so" in a, "that is like SOOOO not going to happen" way, will be put in prison where they can adopt the happy prison way of hunger strike.

Rap musicians will not be payed millions for producing something that starts with the phrase:"Yo...yo...wassup...niggaz in da house...yo...yo...let me see yo hands in da air....yo...yo...yo...bust a cap in yo bitches ass if she be cheatin' on yo" and then suddenly murdering classic songs with a little bit of street kulture in it.
Instead, the very same song will have to be sung in the correct grammatical and phonetical context;
"Hello...hello...how are you.....I'm an african american in this house......hello....hello....kindly wave your hands in the air....hello....hello....hello....divorce your wife if she cheats..."

Obnoxious children will get a beating and none of this "I'm taking you to court if you lay a finger on me for burning the house down" bollocks.

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Re: Important Notice For American Forumites

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Well you see, Mozart, or MoFo Zart as I like to call him, came from a real tuff hood an' his homies just didn't jive an' dig his sheeit.
He was like a renaissance rapper man.

As for the whole Our/Or...I was just making a point of me writing Our then dropping the U in it.
Never mind.

Eminem. Bastard son of Vanilla "Richard Van Winkle" Ice.

I think Ali G had the right idea.

Anyway, I'm off to bed.


Do you like Gloria Gyanor?
Which YMCA man are you...duckie.....does anyone actually say that?

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