silly porn names

[golostruda]

Watching a Private compilation DVD I was delighted to discover the final scene (which looked like it was about ten years old) featured a girl called lettuce. OK, it was spelt Letice so was probably pronounced differently, but even so this is clearly one of the best porn names ever. Flicking through the directory on here I can't find any English girls with similarly silly names, which is a crying shame. Could I suggest that the producers on here encourage their next new discovery to go for a suitably silly monicker (or perhaps an established girl would be willing to change her name?). I'm thinking of something along the lines of Cabige, Cumquot, Tybag, Borbon, Sosige, Parquay-Flaurine, something like that. Most of the UK producer-director blokes have adopted silly names like Stig Urarseout, isn't it about time the girls followed suit?

[richy]

Letice is a bona-fide christian name, popular, I believe , in the Victorian era. I assume the film wasn't that old!

[Clunk]

I think the most "imaginative" names are usually reserved for the male pornstars, but these are really more funny than silly .
The one that always makes me laugh, for some strange reason of my psyche, is Woody Long . Dick Rambone was another, I bet there's hundreds of 'em .

[wolfie]

Arnold Schwarzenpecker is my fav.

[Bill Malone]

Francesca Le also used to go under the name of Erica Estrada. A flash back for all you fans of CHiPs.

[monkeyman]

How about Skip Shit. I kid you not. Look on iafd.