Famous Clients.

[Lizard]

Reading the paper today, there was an article on Rebecca Loos, the article featured a picture of Max Clifford, and Cheryl Barrymore, who are her PR and Manager, Cliffords record speaks for itself, Clifford went on to say that she was in safe hands with Cheryl, who was also responsible for handling 'Michael Barrymore' Daniella Westbrook, and Freddie Starr, well yes she has done fuckin wonders for all of them hasn,t she! Surely she is on commision from the 'Priory'
She only needs to add Pol Pot, and Fred West to her client list, and that would make an impressive portfolio.

[diplodocus]

I think Loos is in good company there, amongst all the other low lifes

[Holden MacGroyn]

I quite like the girl!
Good luck to her I say.
As for Posh & Becks. My arse.

[Lizard]

I agree Holder,s ma man, she,s one fit turkey, I was`howerver refering to Ms Barrymores other 'sucsessful(sp) clients.
Are you still on the ventilator?

[Holden MacGroyn]

No I'm on the treadmill now.
Magoo's cutting remarks regarding the state of my man tits has forced me take action.

As for Becky, I don't find her attractive with her beaky hook nose, I just like the fact that she wiped the smug grin off of poshs surgically enhanced face.
The bitch is always smiling that fake skin stretched smile.
Cow with expensive udders.

[diplodocus]

I'm no fan of P&B but I can't be doing with people who will spill their guts to the highest tabloid bidding rag just to make a fast quid. Go get a proper job love

[Lizard]

I find Rebecca makes my bright purple Y fronts bulge with delight! I would love to polish her walnut with my nuts, Maggs is probably a tad jealous of your 'Man Tits' as he would like a pair for himself, so he can go down the Quayside shouting 'Hawaay ya bastards' look at wa, wa,s a big canny man bitch, and hard fuck, so divvant mess wi wa!

[Holden MacGroyn]

Uncanny!
That's Mag's to a T.

The truth is Mags is ginger and 18 stone. My 31 stone makes him feel anorexic and thus enables him to cunt me off.

The truth about the Quayside is that he lets sailors feel his knockers up for a packet of Golden Virginia.

That's two truths for the price of one.

Dips: Posh & Becks sell their sorry arse bitch stories non stop so total power to beaky nose for saying her bit.
She nice an make me feel warm. Make me want to do sex wee. I laaav 'er.

[The Last Word]

It's slightly pathetic watching the snivelling Clifford try and make something durable out of all this - all the Beckhams need to do is wait while Loosers fifteen minutes shrivel to indifference, which they will. And anyone who rates her over Victoria is surely deluding themselves out of pointless and tiresome spite.

[Holden MacGroyn]

How about the fact that Vicky is as thick as pigshit.
Aah but she's rich.
Means sod all.
Huge ego, little talent, trying too hard to be "The One" and more retarded remarks than Jade Goody.

Rebecca on the other hand is smart.
I think she's ugly myself but she's smart & articulate.
Good luck to her and if she does end up with a number one single, I will piss myself laughing almost as much as Vicks will piss herself crying.