Famous Clients.

[jj]

...but regrettably Billie-less......

[Lizard]

Iv,e had that, back in me plantation days, didn,t half hurt, even after a pack of nurofen!

[jj]

Painkillers?
PAINKILLERS ?!

On a bloody slave-plantation?
What was it?
A particularly strenuous Caribbean 18-30?

[The Last Word]

Smart?

P&B have (for the most) tightly controlled their media profile as anyone with any sense would do in their position.

Loos, the Clifford-handled, ex-prostitute tell-tale turned prospective pop star (yeah, right!) couldn't be more exploited if she possibly tried.

Smart, eh.

[Lizard]

No! regular plantation, you know do dah do dah!

[jj]

I think yer fibbing, young Liz..........

[Deuce Bigolo]

Think its about time some retrospective laws were introduced making adultery a crime

Suitable punishment

For women....the indian way...removal of the clitoris

For men....the little guillotine...imagine Beckham as a Eunuch

Would certainly stop these gold diggers in their tracks and save us the paper readers and TV viewers of the world from cheap sensationalist garbage

cheers
B....OZ

[Snake Diamond]

Reading an article today, looks like that Crapper Girl (Loos) is also a lipstick lesbian.

Methinks she wants to get the best of both worlds & still screw everything up...

[Snake Diamond]

I've already mopped the floor today, so whoever's taking the Piss, pls Mop-Up after yourselves

[jj]

It does tend to get a bit messy in here, especially on a Saturday night.