Cryogenics..

[Lizard]

Has anyone thought of having this done?, aparantly when you croak it, they can put you into a deep freezer for a good while, then wake you up at a time of your convienience, I have seen this done with birds eye frozen cod, but not humans, has anyone thought of having it done? or even better has anyone already had it done, if so whats it like?

[jj]

I had it done about 35 years ago, and apart from a slight stiffness in the joints and a fondness for penguins, I'm fine.
It's just decimalisation I have difficulty with.

Some bloke called Disley or something, went in at the same time as me, he wasn't so lucky. Still dead, I think. Shit happens, I suppose.

[Holden MacGroyn]

Well, I once fell into the frozen peas section at Beejam's and couldn't get out for 20 minutes.
It may have had something to do with fat Billy Fleming sitting on the lid and letting his gargantuan arse cheeks cover the glass so nobody could see my frozen screaming face.
Thankfully the glass was there or I would have suffocated.

If I had the cash though, I would....be Cryogenically frozen that is and not buy frozen peas.

[diplodocus]

it's one of these bollocks ideas designed to make money out of people with too much money (see Disney above). It can't work but morons with false hope fall for it. A bit like people buying land on the moon!!! thick fucks

[Lizard]

The reason I ask is because I have had a bastard cold for nearly two weeks now, and I could do with bieng asleep until it goes, and our freezer is full of game (not playstations) the type you eat, so obviously there,s no chance of me going in there. I could lend you the cash Holden, then when you wake up you can tell me what it,s like, and pay me back with interest, but you will need to be available this week, Magoo can look after your bike.

(note lack of profanity)






















CUNT.

[jj]

If you had the cash, you could buy fresh peas, have them cooked for you by Gordon Ramsay, with a sprinkling of fresh mint, the tiniest soupcon of garlic and a small knob of French butter.

You can tell I dream about this every day, can't you?

[Lizard]

I sense some sceptism (sp) Diplo, and dont worry about Elland rd, it,s not big enough for a tesco, maybe a costcutter!

[Holden MacGroyn]

OK then Liz, I'll take you up on your offer of cash.
Just make out the ?500,000 cheque to Holden Phatkoch MacGroyn and I'll be sure to invest it wisely at Beejam-Freeze-U-Up.

[diplodocus]

cheers,
lets pretend i already feel shite and you agree not to make it worse

[jj]

You could always put 4 000 cryogenic tanks on the turf.
And it's a bit rich a Leeds fan criticising others for gullibility, eh?

BTW, I visit my time-share on the Moon every November, and I'm very happy with it.
Could do with a bit more atmosphere, though...........