You Cant win.

[Lizard]

To prove his love for her, he swam the deepest river, crossed the widest desert and climbed the highest mountain.
She divorced him.
He was never home.

[Deuce Bigolo]

Theres a film based on that exact story starring Sissy 'bleeding spastic/spacek and the grey curly haired guy from one of those CSI shows

Buggered if I remember the title...rivetting stuff obviously

cheers
B....OZ

[Bronson Lee]

Deuce Bigolo wrote:

> Theres a film based on that exact story starring Sissy
> 'bleeding spastic/spacek and the grey curly haired guy from one
> of those CSI shows

Cracking film review ,Boz !
can ayone beat that in 21 words ?

This is my review of "Exit Wounds" shown on C5 on monday.

Fat old ponce Steven Seagal creeks and blows in piss poor ,yoof gangland cop crap from hell ,I liked DMX though !

[Holden MacGroyn]

My review of Cradle To The Grave.

Load of cockshite bollocks with slag jawed rappers pretending they can act and Jet Li living on wires again.
19 words.
Thankyou please.

[Deuce Bigolo]

Forgot to mention it also includes an aborted marriage,27 white deckchairs from the titanic set,a creek(slowly running brown water),a couple of beers(not sure of the brand) and a red car( I'm working on the engine size)

Should make it easier to track down the title

cheers
B....OZ