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[Lizard]

Elvis had a reverse colon cheeseburger faecal impact attack Magg,s, not much chance of Holden MacStool suffering that as he cant afford a cheesburger at the moment! he,s still paying for the 'vaginal sculpturing'
although when Holden goes it,s a scary thing, lights go out, walls come tumbling down......he is what we call in the trade, a 'pan breaker', an abuser of the porcelain, a trap melter, a Twyford terrorist, I expect when he joins the new socialist revoloution, he will go in for 'communal dumping'

[diplodocus]

Just been reading about a new worm infecting people all over, it's called 'sasser' and sounds like its affects are siomilar to what ur having.
If it is then


will tell you how to sort it

[Lizard]

I heard about the sewer thing, closed London down for a week, apparantly they needed a very large crain to retrieve the offending log! it travelled by low-loader to a goverment health lab for analysis, they are still awaiting the results, but it put 23 people in hospital with radiation burns, so god knows what he eats.....