Car Boot Sales.

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Lizard
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Car Boot Sales.

Post by Lizard »

Does anybody enjoy going to these?, I personally find them offensive, one person pouring over another persons shite, and giving them money for it, they block the roads on a Sunday, when I like to go driving! I say shut the fucka,s down, and make people stay in on a Sunday, and do traditional things, like eating sunday lunch, and falling asleep pissed in front of one,s television, if your crossing the road in front of me going to a boot sale, dont expect me to stop, I dont want to buy some Carmen heated rollers, that have been attached to some lice ridden head, or a brevil toaster, encrusted with shite, and a dodgy plug.

Go away.

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jj
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Re: Car Boot Sales.

Post by jj »

Has anyone actually BOUGHT a car-boot, at a car-boot sale?
I mean, it's a bit of a misnomer, really, isn't it, Liz is quite right, you can always buy some crappy toaster or a set of socket-wrenches or a left-handed can-opener or that awful fake oil-painting of the boy with the impossibly sad eyes, that used to be on the walls of every semi in Solihull.......but I've never ever seen a car-boot for sale.

Maybe they mean it's a car-boot sale, i.e. it's a boot-sale where instead of going to Freeman Hardy and Willis, or Dolcis, or whatever, you go instead to a car, or indeed the boot of a car, and can purchase a fine pair of Doc Martens.

Oh, and there's WAY too many chavs with their heavily=pregnant,seedy-looking doxies in tow, a bit like those 'country fairs' where they have pig-wrestling and the like, and they sell unpasteurised cheeses that give you botulism, and vegetables the size of SUVs still covered in dirt, DIRT, I ask you, smelly agrarian buggers............
"a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the
signification...."
steve56
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Re: Car Boot Sales.

Post by steve56 »

never been to one but i know a few people that have,and they told me they pick up old tapes of alan freeman[potps/whats new etc],tony blackburn,noel edmunds simon dee etc.
Lizard
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Re: Car Boot Sales.

Post by Lizard »

Oh well, if thats the case I,m off on a fucking world tour of car boot sales!
Simon Dee, Tony Backburn.....and originals as well!!!!!!!!
Jesus! what WAS I thinking, I can see the dust from JJ,s car taking off now.
Save some Freeman for me, and if you find ANY Pete Murray, you can have me house!

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steve56
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Re: Car Boot Sales.

Post by steve56 »

im trying for oct 12th,nov 23rd,nov 30th 1969 they bring back so many memories oooh that jamima surrender.
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