Has anyone ever done a bungee jump, where the elastic broke, please dont reply if you did a successful one, as I,m not interested in that, only near death or actuall death please!
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Bungee jumping
Bungee jumping
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Re: Bungee jumping
Maggs! do you think hospital staff snigger at the size of your knob whilst you are under general anaesthetic? maybe there should be cctv in theatres so this kind of practice has be monitored......
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Re: Bungee jumping
Lizard wrote:
> Has anyone ever done a bungee jump, where the elastic broke,
>.............only near death or actuall death please!
ACTUAL death? AFAIK, the forum software isn't yet able to cope with posts from beyond the grave.
I mean, how could you register with an ISP unless you had a proper billing address? "4th grave left of the path, 3rd coffin down, under the begonias,St Bunglewurzel's Cemetery, just dig down a bit, and ask for Fred", wouldn't impress the hard-headed businessmen of the dotcoms.
Unless of course Woodgnome is, in real life, Doris Stokes...........which to judge from his near-psychic ability to detect potential deletions, he (or she) might well be.
Perhaps we could have a seance, and ask him (or her).
I've got me own ouija board.
> Has anyone ever done a bungee jump, where the elastic broke,
>.............only near death or actuall death please!
ACTUAL death? AFAIK, the forum software isn't yet able to cope with posts from beyond the grave.
I mean, how could you register with an ISP unless you had a proper billing address? "4th grave left of the path, 3rd coffin down, under the begonias,St Bunglewurzel's Cemetery, just dig down a bit, and ask for Fred", wouldn't impress the hard-headed businessmen of the dotcoms.
Unless of course Woodgnome is, in real life, Doris Stokes...........which to judge from his near-psychic ability to detect potential deletions, he (or she) might well be.
Perhaps we could have a seance, and ask him (or her).
I've got me own ouija board.
"a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the
signification...."
signification...."
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Deuce Bigolo
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Re: Bungee jumping
No reported deaths so far I believe
Although there is footage of a dude hitting a rock in a river somewhere
Got the measurements wrong-was on funniest home video from memory
cheers
B...OZ
Although there is footage of a dude hitting a rock in a river somewhere
Got the measurements wrong-was on funniest home video from memory
cheers
B...OZ
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mutanthalibut
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Re: Bungee jumping
You would have to assume that in every case of 'bungee elastic snappery' the bungeer died, either that or the survivors don't frequent this forum.
I did see a little snip-it on telly recently where a guy doing a bungee jump got his head bitten clean off by a crocodile. He must have survived though or they wouldn't be able to show it on telly. I can't remember what channel it was on though I'm certain it wasn't BBC.
I did see a little snip-it on telly recently where a guy doing a bungee jump got his head bitten clean off by a crocodile. He must have survived though or they wouldn't be able to show it on telly. I can't remember what channel it was on though I'm certain it wasn't BBC.
Re: Bungee jumping
Priceless!, not your brothers injury of course, your reply!, I often wonder if thet have a game of chess or something, on your stomach, or use your feet to hold instrument waiting to be used on you...
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Re: Bungee jumping
He had his head 'bitten clean off', and he survived?
I suppose they just staple-gunned it back on......that's the NHS cutbacks for you.......
And did the croc survive, and end up with its own talk-show?
I suppose they just staple-gunned it back on......that's the NHS cutbacks for you.......
And did the croc survive, and end up with its own talk-show?
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signification...."
signification...."