Bungee jumping

[Lizard]

No, No carry on the more gruesome the better, especially if it,s true, or even if it,s not!

[Deuce Bigolo]

Steve Irwin you legend

Think they put the wrong head back on

cheers
B....OZ

[jj]

Last week a Muslim couple found that their sister's body had been covered with bacon-rashers by hospital staff.
It was on the News, so.............

[mutanthalibut]

Yes, it was definatley completley detached from his body, I saw it with my own eyes. I think it was in Australia, their Nhs is probably better than ours or because they live upside down their brains might be in their feet in which case their heads aren't as important as ours. It's probably balanced out by them thinking we have brilliant chiropodists in the UK.

No news on the croc though, sorry.

[jj]

That's a very cogent explanation, which fits all the facts, and I am therefore completely convinced*.
Wasn't Michael Parkinson married to a crocodile at some point?




[*Great Lies of History: Number 484]

[Deuce Bigolo]

So that why my feet ache when I over indulge

Another great mystery solved without expert help

cheers
B...OZ

[Pervert]

I recall reading in one of those Darwin Award books about a group of drunken yanks who left the pub late at night intent on bungee jumping off the local bridge. They all reach the bridge, but find they've forgotten to bring any elastic with them. It's all right, says one, there's some steel cable here---that'll do!

Apparently some fishermen just downstream managed to rescue his foot, and he didn't even bleed to death----so no Darwin Award, just a "one to watch" commendation.