Bored Out Of My Skull...

[Holden MacGroyn]

Where is everyone?
Out enjoying yourselfs you bastards.

Well sod it then.

[Lizard]

I,ve just got in, and am debating whether to go for a piss or not, I may just piss meself right here right now! and blame the cat, if your so bored why not take some steroids and masterbate furiously!

[Lizard]

I,m well up for it tomorrow maggs, I will be wearing some tweed tied off plus fours, with those scottish looking socks, and a deerstalker, and I have just finished eating a stone of dodgy oysters, washed down with guiness
tomorrow I will feast on bananas and eggs, and a pound of all bran, hope your up for it!.............

[Lizard]

Grovenor pie!!!!!! FUCK, I,d forgotten about that one, meat and eggs, all in one package! good call, I must now drive to the all night Tesco to buy some, but no nub ends, just the middle bits with the egg in, I love your outfit, we can both doff our caps, as we pass the toilet attendant, and say ' excuse me fine sir, can you show us to our cubicles, for we are ready for our bowel movements, and then tip him a shilling...

[Deuce Bigolo]

Nothing like a good detox program

Don't forget to light a match or lighter when starrting lift off

Leaves a mark like a graffitti artist

cheers
B....OZ

[Holden MacGroyn]

You never told us you was double jointed......bastard.