Porsche 911

[Officer Dibble]

"Never resist an opportunity to brag, eh? "

Curses! Rumbled again!

And I thought we'd dealt with the penis envy/substitute issue a while back when I announced the arrival of mi new BMW M3 Cabriolet?

Regarding the SUV's; I've done them as well. Range Rovers, Grand Cherokee?s, etc. I only have two personal motoring Everests left to climb - A Ferrari and an Aston Martin.

Officer Dibbs

[Lizard]

Do you mean me?, I thought you had turned your mail system off, I will mail you later, I have a......ahe,m....... appointement!

Back soon!

[Officer Dibble]

Never had a 74 Carrera. However, I dig what you are saying. The 1975 model 911 I had back in the 80's was, not the fastest, but certainly the most, pure, exciting and satisfying drive I have ever experienced.

But if you want to talk Yamaha, I had a well cushty Yam 250 back in 75. It was an excellent ride - I always used to toast off my mates (much to their frustration) on their Kawasakis, Hondas and Suzies. Had a Yamaha guitar to, though I never really mastered it... Yeah, loved the music, just couldn't play it.

Officer Dibbs

[jj]

Sounds perfectly reasonable to me........I suspect Dibsy's real name is Giuseppina da Montefeltro di Quattro Stagioni, and that there was a nasty chidlhood accident with a passport and pair of scissors, leaving him with an unrequited yearning for Italian cars and a voice somewhere in the mezzo-castrato range, not something that would go down too well at a seedy comprehensive in Sheffield, hence a bit of healthy Northern bullying and the resultant manifest need to overcompensate........

......and do you know ALL the lyrics to YSV?
If so, I'm very, um, impressed.
Oh yes.
Um.

[jj]

The Thong Remains the Thame, I believe?

[jj]

Please: one Jeremy Clarkson's quite enough........
WE've dealt with the penis-envy thing, yes.

But it's clear that YOU haven't , if you still believe that a huge motor makes you better than the bloke next door.
It just makes you staistically more likely than him to die in an RTA.

[Officer Dibble]

"Fanny magnets" You don't know the half of it Liz. This very afternoon as you lot were doting your I's and crossing your T's, I was reclining on my leather Chesterfield having mi beef smoked by two lusty ladies who, in turn, had their 40DD's strategically deployed in my mush! Whoa! Awesome dude! Yep, I kid you not.

I recon I can bear the 'knob head' tag if it means a life of fast cars and cock-crazed ladies with giant jubblies. Anyhow, I found myself fresh out of Cinzano, but lady luck smiled upon Dibble Towers when I discovered a dusty old bottle of Lambrusso in a dark corner of mi cellar. The ladies were well chuffed, I can tell yer'.


Officer Dibble - He's a smug old Peeler

[Pervert]

Not You're So Vain, but most of the ones to Where Do You Go To, My Lovely? (P Sarsted).

[mart]

I think it's the Hilux model. Famous in NZ because of the TV commercials making frequent use of "Bugger".

Mart

[Lizard]

I dont know how you do it Dibbsy, but I,m glad I dont.... Lambrussco! they must have been 'creaming' themselves, good on yer son!