Porsche 911

[Officer Dibble]

Yeah, whenever I catch a whiff of two-stroke the nostalgia fair engulfs me as well. I dig Jerry Clarkson to; he's from round our way you know. Love his wit, sense of humour and general worldview.

Officer Dibbs

[Officer Dibble]

As a young chap, not yet au fait with all the ways of the world, you're probably not familiar with the term 'afternoon delight' but I'm sure someone will explain.

Officer Dibbs

[Officer Dibble]

You want to talk life, love, the universe and the true nature of existence? Bring it on (but in a new thread.) These are issues that I too (contrary to your analysis of me) find fascinating and often ponder.

Officer Dibbs

[jj]

I'm well aware that you've deeper interests than you usually give out- that's what makes me despair.

[Officer Dibble]

Yeah, its true that Jerry hailed from a posh village near Rotherham (as did William Hague) and attended public school. But he's still a no-nonsense South Yorkshire man at heart. Don't know about his mum's bear factory though.

Officer Dibbs

[Heathray]

It is an engineering masterpiece. If you don't get it you don't like cars. Fast, solid, reliable, fairly economical, it doesn't rust, holds its value and is a great fanny magnet.

Like a Rolex Oyster, Fender Stratocaster or Linn Sondek it has stood the test of time and is still at the top of its class.