Jessie Wallace - Sexiest Soap Artiste My Arse

[JP]

If she's the sexiest the TV executives have shit taste

JP

[DavidS]

Who is better?

[Officer Dibble]

Yeah, I love brassy barmaids. I certainly wouldn't turn Cat down. In fact I'd shag all the Slater sisters (possibly at once) - plus Janine, Sharon, Den's long lost missus etc They're all well tasty. Not keen on the youngest Slater sister's pal though - you know that boring, immature, tarty blonde sort. Yawn-a-rama.


Officer D

[Pervert]

I'm surprised you haven't had them all already, Ossifer.

[Officer Dibble]

Just biding my time, just biding my time...


Officer Dibbs

[RetroDon]

Well, given that the awards included ALL uk soaps, they are suggesting that she is sexier than all the Hollyoaks girls (which has it's fair share of stunners), Corrie crumpet (Maria, Candice, Karen etc etc), Emmerdale (Katie... mmm) and other Eastenders totty (though that show has more than it's fair share of dogs...just ask The Bear)
In short, as preposterous and unbelievable as the Eastenders scripts (eg that a big gangland boss would fall for a tubby, brassy loser, want to marry her, then settle down in a crumby square (when he was previously looking at million-pound properties) in pursuit of said failure whilst she marries Shane Richie).
Utter nonsense

[crofter]

yeah a bit of a joke that ?Fat Kat? one that, given that she is kind of portrayed as a slapper, wouldn?t like to see her in the morning without her make-up anyway, shows you the type of sad bastards that actually watch these shows.

[Officer Dibble]

Oh dear, crofter's come home from the pub again.

Officer Dibbs

[crofter]

No, sorry to disappoint you dibble but I haven?t been out of the house tonight and even more worringly I haven?t consumed any alcohol at all, sorry I do not like her unlike yourself, sorry for having a different opinion for the oh so righteous officer dibble ....
I am so sorry.

[steve56]

i dont like that lynn slater the est are ok though zoe with her fat tits,cat as well.