Crackers Knackers

[Holden MacGroyn]

Then could you possibly help me out with this serious case of IBS in my gargantuan 34 stone frame.
It'd be like a hard boiled 12 gauge enema.

[sandie]

i didnt know he was gay did i.
and no i wasnt trying to convert him.
he is one of them that is trying to fool himself that he isnt gay.
unfortunatly the bit where he said "sticking my dick up a woman just doesnt do it for me" made it pretty obvious.

he is a long term fuck buddy - well now its suck buddy anyway!

[Holden MacGroyn]

Now that's an odd one.
A suck buddy.
As he's gay, he wont have sex with women but a gum job is fine!
Well I'm straight and having a bloke give me a gummer just because I wont do the bum thing with him, still wouldn't appeal to my sexual preference.
It's an odd one indeed.

Anyway, Wooders is playing Clint Eastwood and shooting any nasty posts that are aimed at a specific person...so be nice about Danny boy.
Pity really, as I'd love to hear the full scoop.

I'm off to drink loads of coke to add beauty to my 39 stone gargantuan frame.


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[sandie]

holden babe. stop taking the piss out of all my cool websites listed on my sig

[Tez]

My new site www.myballs2rfull.com


Tez

[Holden MacGroyn]

Me?
Take the piss?
Cool websites?

Well actually thats what www.holdensgoldenshowers.com is all about and it's all free!

Anyway, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery...or so they say. I don't believe it as the slag that stole my ID and opened several bank accounts, half a dozen loans, no chance of getting sod all out of BlockBusters etc and got me a parking fine or 70 has a lot to answer for.

Never fear though. I wont steal your ID. Hair's about the same length but that's about it.

Anyway, I'm off to plug myself into one of those electric stomach toner uppers. If I get bored, I'll just strap it to my knob and see if it gives me a cheapie thrill.

Do you watch Bo Selecta by any chance? Familiar with Avid Merrion and his catchphrases?
I'd like to try a couple on you but don't want you to go all psycho on me as a result.


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[jj]

.......there's probably nothing so likely to make someone go psycho on you, as saying 'I don't want you to go all psycho on me'......
If I were you, I'd sell all that muscle-toning kit, and use the proceeds to invest in some body-armour.
I hear it's very fashionable nowadays, which is a nice bonus.

[Holden MacGroyn]

I tried that but alas they don't sell armour my size.
Tis hard as fuck to get chainmail on a 42 stone frame. By the time they have finished making it, I will still need several mortgages to pay for it and serious steroid injections to lift the bastard thing up.

[jj]

" they don't sell armour my size".

Actually, they do: it's called the Challenger tank, available from Army surplus stores anywhere, or you can pick one up for a song at a dealer's I know just outside Baghdad.
Any colour, so long as it's green.........

[Holden MacGroyn]

So not to shit stir or anything, far be it from me, but are you trying to say that Shotgun Sandie who I will require a tank to protect myself from, isn't a psycho?
I can't think of a more likely candidate myself if I have to go that extreme.
No wonder the poor bloke turned gay on her arse.

Sandie....as I'm a hare krishna today (Orange sheets are the cheapest to cover my frame) I'd like to spread the word of love & peace to your violent shotgun ways.

I give you an Om and a ting of my bell.

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