Pain

[Holden MacGroyn]

Got kicked in the bollocks in the '94 British Championships by a Welsh Slag.
I mean real pain. The type where you question your very being.
It hurt for weeks.
I pissed with a pained Boy Band singer expression.

Who'd have thunked Sabuteo players could be so violent.

[Zorro]

I got married a year ago. And it still hurts!

[Holden MacGroyn]

You poor man.
Don't worry.
You get used to it after the first 34 years.

MUWAHAHHHAAA

[steve56]

he was ok though wasnt he the porcupine,how were you after?

[Lizard]

I lost a tenner in Bakewell last week, I am still suffering, I find a long bath in some camamile tea helps, but obviously it,s no cure....

[steve56]

mine was paying poll tax only to be told by a wanker i never had to he calls himself a social worker too.

[IdolDroog]

Gotta be honest and say I havent faced a lotta pain but having teeth problems or orthodontic work (when they tighten the springs) is thoroughly unpleasant, although without wanting to be too soppy....a broken hearts much worse than any physical pain ive ever faced...its unavoidable innit