Why You Should Never Post Your Pic...

[Holden MacGroyn]

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[jj]

I never post my pic, because I'm very very ugly.
And very very shy.

[Pervert]

I'll see your very very ugly and raise you grotesquely hideous.

And even more shy.

[Holden MacGroyn]

Magoo will see your ugly & hideous, and raise you his gingerness.

[Pervert]

Oh dear, I fear the worst

[Holden MacGroyn]

Only if he offers his four-eyed-ness as well.

I am obviously about to get a slag off of extreme epic proportions when the stunted ginger one shows up.
He'll be like, "I'm not a 4 eyed ginger twat"
and I'll be like..."Mmm hmmm."

He'll then accuse me of having started a vicious rumour and I'll look horrified and stunned and mortally wounded by the unfounded accusation.

Relax, I've got this thing all figured out and under control....

Magoo Looking Sexy...
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[Pervert]

Forumites of a sensitive nature may wish to avoid any further additions to this thread.

[Holden MacGroyn]

Indeed.
Spare yourselves the horror and shame of Magoo mentioning my 42 stone girth.

I just happen to carry my weight well at the towering height of 4ft 7"

[jj]

His ALLEGED gingerness, you mean.
And I raise you hideously deformed, with weeping pustules and red raw, crusty chancres and scrotal elephantiasis.

Of course, if Beauty is Truth, and Truth Beauty, then I'm actually beautiful.
Or true.
Or John Keats.

[Lizard]

Johnny Keats never said that, it was Fred Elliot..I SAY IT WAS........