Attn Magoo..

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Lizard
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Post by Lizard »

Have anything good for tea?.......
Me! I had a Tesco chilli, from thier american range or summat! not enough rice though, you would think the rice would out do the chilli, rice bieng cheap as grass like! I had a Sainsbury,s one the other week (see post) and it was like Bears Balls, it had all the taste of a jar of baby food, I was going to take it back, but eat the fucka, out of sheer hunger, I may still have the packet though, maybe I could take that back, and say I found a toe nail in it, in front of loads of customers, they may send me more though.....bad move.

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Lizard
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It,s true! after all that venison last night (I found a leg under the sofa) I decided to go for something more commonplace, mind you I did serve it with a ?140 bottle of red wine, and we had strawbwerry,s and creme fresh with a hint of ginger for pudding.
Now! what kind of ham was it?.....off the bone, pre packed and full of water, yorkshire ham, also I hope you didn,t have that awful low calorie coldsore for anorexics, I sincerely hope it was proper c/s the type that you can put under one,s car tyres to help traction in the snow!
Can you be a bit more specific? did you partake of pudding perchance?

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jj
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This I have a HUGE beef (and quite a large pork and a bit of venison, too) with......why do these Reddy Meals (from the Helen Reddy range, I presume, which might explain a lot) have a ratio of 99% sauce to 1% carbie, when it's supposed to be nearer the other way round.
AND the sauces are packed with enough sugar to kill even a mild diabetic, and make these horrible kids go all hyperactive and zoom around like bluebottles on a really hot day.
I hate them (the meals, I mean, but I hate the kids too, and their parents, and probably I'd hate all their relatives too, and all their scrofulous pets and their wallpaper).
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Crush the cloves with the heel of yer hand, makes them a doddle to peel.
Slice thinly, then slice more with salt sprinkled over for grip (also heightens the 'hit'), and crush with flat of knife.
Easy.
Or buy a garlic-crusher, v handy (you stil, have to peel them first, they haven't invented one yet for doing clothed cloves).
Very Easy.
Or better still, they do garlic paste in supermarkets. Remember to squeeze from the right end, having taken lid off first.
As easy as falling off a small-sized forest.
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