Armadillo.

[Lizard]

I,m trying to watch Armaggedon, but it is shite with a big S, bruce willis is shite, they are all shite, american shite, even liv tylers shite, and I feel shite.
So! there we have it..
Shite.

and Mart, the kranky kiwi, if we have to suffer your posts, then you have to suffer ours, I realise they may be a tad to intellectual, but try and get with the programme.

[Lizard]

I,m not upset by Mart Maggs,even if he called me a big soft flange, he,s a curmudgeonly old git with gout, because he drinks NZ beer now! I remember JS from my Manchester Radio Day,s to him everyone was a twat! he was v.funny though, cutting people off in thier prime..........I have a dab radio, so I might hunt him down! wasn,t he a teacher or something prior to his radio days? I have sobered up a bit now, didn,t have the energy to go 'Malling' today, but did visit a shopping outlet, and created 'back up' so not too bad eh! (3 fire engines, respirators, and a canary to test for gas)
23 year old port is actually very nice, but taken in moderation! a thing I have great difficulty with! nothing exeeds like excess....sorry to hear of your dad,s gin 'incident' I,m sure he meant well (nowt,s too good for wor lad etc) divvant sip it ya jess! alse yer gannin doon the offy!

[Pervert]

But Lizard, Armageddon is shite. When some critics pissed themselves laughing at it, po-faced Bruce told them off: "I'm glad you all think the end of the world is so funny." So, he thought maybe it was real, and that he saved the planet?

[Pervert]

I'm surprised he hasn't tried to get Arnie as his running mate for November, even though the Sexual Harassator couldn't do it being a foreign-born chappy.

[Pervert]

Good questions.

Stupid White Men did look at Dubya's record---or rather lack of it. Think Daddy's friends managed to bury a few details.

[Deuce Bigolo]

Didn't the Iraqis Airforce(or what Migs were left after the first gulf war) defect to Iran? or neighboring countries

Just like certain elements of the Iraqis army were bribed by the CIA to abstain from fighting

cheers
B....OZ