Motor show Preview

[Carl Pulley]

Well i not long got back from a heavy days preview briefing at this years event of the Motor Show in Birmingham NEC.I must say looking at a preview while there its looking quite good this time round.I'm working as one of the exhibitors staff so you might see me you might Not at the show.(well i working around the VIP section and where the celebritys come through,well the back entrance)Now i can say there is going to be a massive Celebrity will be at the show the 1st day,but i be trying to find out who,but at moment secruity and other staff are being Hush hush about it)

Well the sports car section is really looking tasty(quick sneaky look of the ferrari and Jaguar,well there just unvailing all the cars while i was there,God i was that excited and drooling like a st bernards Dog,)
I must say for normal family cars stands i possibly would say Peoguet seems to have a expensive outlook and back drops to it.The only car company i didn't see was Ford i know there are there cause there got 2 new models to show(but there were a few who was seem to be leaving it late,Nissia still had all there cars in covers,and daewoo was still building there sections and stands while i was there.But maybe there was there and there still doing finish touches to it,

I would say the only downside would people pay extra for the future of the motropolis theme section.Mind you i be interested to see how this event goes as it could be the possible last time it will held in Birmingham(dues to poor showings at the last one)But it hasn't helped by useless Virgin trains closing the bloody main line down between London to Birmingham when the actual show is on.(Actually i got balls to say this but there done that on purpose,because the goverment don't want the show held in the Midlands there rather have it in London,though fuck knows why,there no mainstream HQ car manfactueurs around there,whereas the Midlands have got Land Rover,MG,Rover,peoguot in Coventry etc.and few others,plus its a rip off to park in London and would cost more because of Congestion charge on top)And i must admit i never understand why the NEC does this all the while when the music concerts,big profile shows like the motor show or good food show or classic car show,clothes show etc and charge the public for a fucking Car Park fee(bloody car park should be free in my view people pay enough money for the sodding event tickets itself,just think if 2 adults and 2 children come to motor show it will cost roughly ?50 for them 4 and a staggering ?8.50 to park car as well,then of course you got the expensive food cafes etc to pay as well if your eating and then if your kids want to go in this motropolis theme section its cost another ?7.50 just to get in that section)

But like i said its looking good this time round,(well i'm going to be there,flinting around the Vip section as that's the job i got to do for the promo,and My Nympho of a sister there working on the Car stands(I can't remember which car she promoting,Its one of the japanese family cars,i think its the one not far from Smart Car section).

Carl

Well i actually decided to do this for 2 weeks since things are slow in glamour/adult work so i may as well earn money elsewhere till things get back to normal in the industry.

[Roger Fukwit]

Carl, it would be most helpful if you could ask your 'nympho' of a sister exactly which stand she is on & a description of her would also help. I am going later this week & would like to look out for her, I have a particular like for nymphos.
Thanks

[Carl Pulley]

Roger she's on "Hyandi" car stand(actually is it a japanese car,or is it a korea car model,i thought it was japanese but some one today thinks it korea)Anyway she on that for 2 weeks.

She's Blonde(looks a little bit like Christina allugeria from the "Dirty" video song)Slim.(And acts like a nutty tart now and again).

Carl

Actually there was a few good celebs today(i was only interested in Jenson Button,hope he whips Micheal Arse on sunday for europe GP,Mind you you couldn't miss him since he wearing sponsered clothing of the BAR team and Honda wear)And funny enough i knew Gordon Ramsey would turn up,(trust him to keep standing around the hyandi stand all the while).One of the models who was working nearby said he was using bad language then(over one of the models of the cars,Probley the Rolls Royce 9 litre one,it ain't half getting some bad publicity by some media today,I think there just slagging it off of the shape of it,it might be a dream to drive,though it does look horrible,reminds me of a lego brick)

Some of the celebs i didn't see(though its not my job to stalk them,I heard a few soap stars and a pop group was there).Actually he never showed But He might come 2 morrow(as its Trade Day only 2morrow with a few press and other executives and people buying and ordering).But we heard a few rumours David Beckham was going to show today but he never(unless he turned up late this afternoon,as i was gone after dinner as i only had a few briefs to attend in my area of section)

[Illinoisblue]

Blimey, those new cars sound excitinzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....

[Deuce Bigolo]

Beckham was probably getting the Mega Celebs Guided tour of the Chelsea Flower show

For his feminine 'I'm hip'side

cheers
B....OZ