I Am Available For Work

[Holden MacGroyn]

...no really!
I am.

There's a lack of offers of late so here I am just waiting to be signed up.

......still waiting.


................yep, still here.



.......................clocks ticking.


Anyone?
Sandie?
Bendi? I mean Ben?








I'm practising my money shot face.
A cross between Constipation & Goofy.

[Lizard]

Forget it Holden, and get back to the Hospital, they are out searching for you.

Attn: All interested parties.

Holden is Ill, he is also 27stone and has a cock like a button mushroom, so please take no notice of him, he is also an attention seeker (see O/T forum)
I can only apologise, I dont know how he made his way on to this forum. As his legal guardian- if you are Crazy enough to offer him work, please mail me direct.

[Lizard]

Ps. I forgot to mention, he has 'white mans overbite 'when coming or dancing.
it,s in his portfolio.

thanks.

[Holden MacGroyn]

You very small total bastard.
My first chance at getting laid and you ruin it.
I was going to offer to work for free as well.

And I would've gotten away with it if it hadn't been for you pesky Liz.
Now fuck off back to your vivarium.

Everybody else, Liz is jealous of my "love".
Please hire me, I would like to put ma dirty sex in you.

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[Tez]

Lizard wrote..."he is also 27stone and has a cock like a button mushroom"

Did u call?

Tez

[Holden MacGroyn]

No, no, no
Fuck off as well.
You & Liz'll get me deleted now!
Don't hijack my serious bid for pornstar superstardom.
I could be the next Peter North.
Failing that, if Ron Jeremy can do it.....


Anyway, please, somebody give me the chance.
You'll be forever known as the person that gave Holden "18inches" MacGroyn his big break.....no wait, come back!

[jj]

There are German sites that specialise in porn with Holden's, errmmm, peculiar physical characteristics.
Mostly run by psychiatrists.

[Holden MacGroyn]

Please pay no attention to my retarded friends from next door.
They think it's big to venture out onto this side of the board.
All I need is for Magoo, Caractacus, Deuce and a couple of others to slag me off, then we can get down to the more serious matters in hand, mainly my knob.

I'm still available although a lady at Tesco's showed some interest earlier on.
You want a heavy cummer! When I cum, umbrellas are opened.

[Tez]

Dont need Lizards and my help to get deleted u seem quite able to get that done on ya own

Tez

[Holden MacGroyn]

I can't believe it!
I was bloody serious as well.

Surely the replacement of this thread is against FAQ directive 4.0.3.2.4.5 ...no..no wait a nimute, that's the one that says Mods have to wear suspenders on Thursdays...ok, directive 0.7.7.3.4 which reads hello backwards on the calculator.

I wish to lodge a formal complaint about my chances of work being stuffed by my fellow bastards and a mod.