Attn. Holden

[Lizard]

Your recent foray in to the 'big forum' was not big or clever, how did you get the key? have you been goin through my bag again, cant you get it in to your head, your never going to be a porn star! I know it sounds harsh, and I dont want to upset you, but telling the pro,s next door that you can come on demand,20 times a day, and fill buckets, and fuck like a rabid pigeon, is not gonna cut it! I didn,t ruin your chance! You did, when you started force feeding yourself with lard butties, and eating 3lb of sugar a day.
Now stop all this daydreaming, and look forward to your window cleaning career......

[Holden MacGroyn]

....but...but ...Lizzie!
Everybody's gotta have a dream.
Anyway, I'm not telling how I managed to get in there.
It's a secret and I plan on doing it again.

Look, there are certain porno folk who are as ugly as a pack mule so I think I've got a corner of the market ready made and no I don't mean mule sex you sick deviant.


Can't believe why they don't take me seriously!!!

[Deuce Bigolo]

Holden MacGroyn wrote:

> ....but...but ...Lizzie!
> Everybody's gotta have a dream.
> Anyway, I'm not telling how I managed to get in there.
> It's a secret and I plan on doing it again.

You've gone over to the dark side and are doing the Mods bidding?
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> Look, there are certain porno folk who are as ugly as a pack
> mule so I think I've got a corner of the market ready made and
> no I don't mean mule sex you sick deviant.

Your are pretty boy then?
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>
> Can't believe why they don't take me seriously!!!

Maybe a live webcam performance is in order?

The question is which blow up doll to use?
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>

[Holden MacGroyn]

See, now bro, you've got me worried.
You now want me to do a live webcam thing!

Actualy, I may put a link up of my showreel.
I trust you all enuf now to know you'll only make my life hell for 6 months.
I can handle that.

[jj]

I need a new window-cleaner, if you're at a loose end.


The last one had an unfortunate 'accident' when he tried to put his price up.
Does anyone wanna buy a (only slightly bloodstained) ladder and a nice chammy?

[Holden MacGroyn]

What do you think I am!
I'm trying to make an honest filthy buck and you want me to wash your windows!
How dare you. I would never stoop so low as to ge a reinforced ladder to do such a job.



...how much do you pay?

[jj]

......before we discuss 'terms': what exactly do you use for cleaning-fluid?

Only I've heard this rumour, you see.......

[Holden MacGroyn]

No, bollocks, that's a rumour and you should never listen to them.
Anyway, as my nutsack is full to bursting, that's what I use.

[jj]

Err...suddenly I seem to have a prior engagement.

And the kack is only 2 inches thick on me bay-windows, I can manage OK, without sunlight and looking at all the car-crashes and riots and stuff, and at least I'm alright if there's a noocyoolar explosion AND I save on double-glazing.

That's a thought: has anyone hit on the marketing potential of thick grime as a noise-retardant?
Excuse me, while I make a quick million........