Another scouser joke

[Guilbert]

Liverpool football club go on a pre-season tour of Iraq and find
a young footballer who is amazing.

They sign him up and he is sub for the first match of the Premier
league season.

Liverpool are 0-2 down with 10 minutes to go and the young boy
comes on, plays a blinder and scores a hat trick for a Liverpool
win.

He is so excited he wants to phone home and tells his family.

The manager takes him to his office and the boy phones his
family and talks to his mother with the news of his match
winning performance.

But the mother says they have bad news, your sister has just
been raped, your father has been shot, and someone has just
stolen all our belongings and burned our house down.

The boy is very upset, but his mum says......

Well it is all your fault, you were the one who brought us to
live with you in Liverpool.

Guilbert

[Pervert]

0h dear !!!

so old & dated and vaguely funny the 1st time around.

Never mind