the most cleverest song written ?

[steve56]

wonderful world beautiful people was out when knew susan so yes i agree,but then again so was throw down a line-cliff and hank.

[steve56]

and that bloody 2 little boys rolf harris,apparently her mum hated it.

[steve56]

hang on ill email woodgnome to delete the post which one?

[Deuce Bigolo]

Yes but even songs have to start with the basics MUSIC

Without the music the words are poetry at best and drivel at worst

All the comedy songs of the eighties were a right royal pain in the ass

Kenny Everetts Snot Rap being a stand out

Morris Major & the Minors...here comes the chorus

Da Da Da by Frank Zander...a Trio rip-off based on a baby crying

Seemed that anybody that had a profile in public life put a record out and the moronic public lapped it up

Culminating in the jingle Shoop Shoop Didey wop cummer cummer wang dang from New Zealand.Summed up popular music beatifully-CRAP

cheers
B....OZ

[Deuce Bigolo]

I was tossing up as to which way to go

As usual I chose wrong

I used to buy all my music in singles and the occasional tape

I look back on them now and think teenage hormones have a lot to answer for

Some of the worst were


magoo wrote:

> Morris Minor and The majors not Morris Major and the Minors.
> Thats the Garry Glitter band your thinking of. BTW Tony Hawkes
> who was lead singer in Morris Minor etc is currently appearing
> n BBC2s Grumpy Old Men. (you will get it on ABC in six months
> time) He was a comedian not a musician and the song was a spoof
> on The Beastie Boys - No Sleep Till Brooklyn (about to be
> covered by Michael Jacko) was a pun on No Sleep Till Bedtime.

You knew what I meant-had a feeling I had it wrong
I thought they were poking fun at Banana Rama and any other chorus driven song
>
>
> Now while we are chatting about rubbish songs what do you think
> of your fellow Aussie Baz Lehrman doing that "Suncream Song" or
> whatever it was called. I quite liked it but then I am a bit
> odd

Didn't know he'd ventured into music....you mean the film director i'm assuming
>
> I really do like crap one hit wonders. What ever became of The
> Rebel MC (yunno what it is Im just street tough - yeah right oh
> - is he a yankee no hes a londoner) and the Wee Papa Girl
> Rappers( we rule wee papa rule the dance etc)?

Plenty of rappers and blacks with attitude.
Some absolute shockers.....

Rick James with Super freakOnly
Tone Loc with Funky Gold Medina...OK if your pickled
2 in the room with Wiggle It

and the absolute pits

MC Hammer...can't touch this...the ending sounds like a 5 year olds birthday party

Any idea who Grand Master Melle Mel & The Furious Five are/were 1984
I've got this single 'Beat Street Breakdown 1'

Can't recal ever buying it or hearing for that matter



I should know because they're all in my singles collection...some playable some broken into a thousand pieces
>
> In fact I am off to start a new thread re One Hit Wonders. I
> fucking love them.

You and Steve56 have a good time...you'll talk about the eighties and he'll relate it to 1969 in some obscurely related way no doubt

[steve56]

the rebel mc backing im sure is the liquidator-harry j and all stars from nov 69.