Win ?1.50 and get to shag a sheep

[Lizard]

Yes, it,s true!! bieng as the BIG forum is running a comp, I thought we would have one, so! I am offering a postal order for ?1.50, and the chance to shag any sheep you want, there are loads in the country, the judges are myself, magoo and caractcus, the judges decision is final, and the winner must be prepared to supply his own wellingtons, and lube, and hold a current bus pass.
All you have to do is complete the following....... I love watching porn and masturbating, because.................................. (no more than 100 words).

(over 18,s only)

[Peter]

> All you have to do is complete the following....... I love
> watching porn and masturbating,
> because.................................. (no more than 100
> words).
>
> (over 18,s only)
>
>

............the voices tell me to do it. I don't want to, but......whats that mother, I can talk to them if I want, they're my friends, no, they all have sharpened screwdrivers too. It wasn't my fault, he ran onto it, yes it is possible to run onto it backwards seventeen times. Why do these people want me to go with them?

[Lizard]

Very good pete, we will let you know.

[Officer Dibble]

Now this is what I call a competition! WHEY-FUCKIN'-HEY! It?s another winner from Liz! Get you a case of Earl Grey for this one Liz.

Officer Dibble

[Deuce Bigolo]

I've already got a Money Box in the shape of a sheep(ewe) with a lot lore than a pound fifty inside si I'll pass this opportunity for my fifteen minutes of infamy

cheers
B....OZ

[Fastbike]

Coz wot other hobby gives you a chance at prize like this?