I'm having a sing-along

[Peter]

Feel free to join in at any time!

Blow-jobs, blow-jobs, give me your answer, do,
Aren't they lovley when you're having them done to you?
She opens her laughing tackle,
You have a bit of a grapple,
Then comes the time, for sixty-nine, its a blow-job made for two.

[stripeysydney]

Crap.

[Pervert]

brilliant !!

[Peter]

OK, bringing the tempo down a little, here we go;
(tune, underneath the arches)

Underneath your arsehole,
A pair of bollocks hang,
You can suck 'em you can squeeze 'em
But they never will go bang,
Then there comes your penis,
With it's little hat on top,
When you're younger it's your winkle,
When you're older it's your cock.




(Thanks to Jackie Lynton Reading Rock '82)