Things To Laugh At...

[Holden MacGroyn]

...not a good idea considering my jaw is fucked but as I'm a nice soul, this is for you lot.

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...I said nice soul, not arsehole.

[Pervert]

Cheered me up, mate. And sorry about your awful root canal treatment. Having suffered some a few years back, you have my full sympathy. It bloody hurts.

[Holden MacGroyn]

Thankyou!
Sympathy unlike that bastard Liz who practically called me a soft as shite poofter.

[Deuce Bigolo]

Class with a Capital C

Might use that Kitty Cat one for Australias National Campaign to Remove Cats from the Continent

cheers
B....OZ

[Lizard]

I,m only trying to toughen you up, for when you are let loose on the big wide world Holders, there are some nasty things out there, women, money, gambling, sex,drinking, gaylords........and I want you to be ready, I think of you a son.....................now fuck off and clean yer room, ye jessy!

[Holden MacGroyn]

So like, where's my pocket money for X amount of years you tight fisted codger git.

[Lizard]

Er,.....I spent it on porn son, but at least you will inherit my collection, oh and there,s my stash of used T.Bags....

Sorry to hear of your mouth problems really!, I actually dont mind the dentist at all, I think of it like going for a haircut, only someone is looking after my teeth (seriously I mean it)

[Holden MacGroyn]

But doesn't the thought of having a nasty looking needle jabbed into your gums scare you shitless?
Don't you break out into a cold sweat?
Don't you look for any escape route possible, including the crack in the window?
Don't you worry about if you die on the spot?
Don't you think the Dentist may fuck it up and leave your mouth paralised forever?

No?
Must just be me then.


In need of painkillers.
It's beginning to really hurt now.

Where are all the sympathetic ladies I was hoping for?

[Snake Diamond]

Root canal's can be a bitch, hope yours calms soon. Luckily, mine never hurt, high tolerance to pain etc. but the bitch at the moment, I have 2 teeth that need to be dealt with ASAP (fucked up filings etc). There is over 1000 people on his waiting list at present, as the new dentist has all the surrounding counties around here, to work on (NHS).

So what is the shit dealing (only when he has a place free on the list for new patients), I have to travel all the way to the dentist surgery, fill out his little white form with my details, then wait for the registration to go through. When that's sorted, phone up the following week, & request an appointment to check my teeth, then at the appointement, he will tell me how long i have to wait for an appointment to get some work done.

What a FUCKING ARSEHOLE.

[Snake Diamond]

The previous dentist we had in this area was an arsehole, so is the new 1 (with regard to the waiting list etc).

But I liked the Dentist in the previous town i was living in, she was HOT, & she always wore loose tops, so as you had her doing your teeth, you copuld look down at her boobs while she worked, or if she was in a differant angle, you could feel her resting her boobs against your sholders or arms LOL

P.S. she was a fucking brilliant dentist.