Just bragging.

[Peter]

After having my memory jogged by a discussion earlier today, I feel its my duty to let people know that Catherine Zeta Jones once stroked my knee.

Like I said, just bragging!

[Lizard]

Thats nothing!......she one knee,d me when I was having a stroke.

[Peter]

She leant across me to reach her drink, resting her hand on my knee for support. I said something stupid like "careful, you'll have people talking" she said, "no, only if I do this" and stroked my knee a couple of times.

I was photographing her at the opening of the cimema at Meadowhall, Sheffield. Must have been shortly after Darling buds if I remember correctly.

[Holden MacGroyn]

Yeah, well she once punched me in the mouth for calling her a welsh hag.

[Lizard]

It,s awful when someone punches you for telling the truth.


how,s yer gob?

[Holden MacGroyn]

It's why I have no teeth left.
Root canal treatment on two teeth....forgot to mention they are my only teeth.

[Lizard]

I,m breaking a set in for a four year old Gelding, you can have those if you want!

[Holden MacGroyn]

It's an idea.

I just wear fake Vampire teeth to give me that Pogues look.


Where is everyone tonight Lizo?
The one time I'm back for a few days and there's none of the usual suspects about!

Crackers; JJ; S56: Ace: Pikey Magoo: Tez: Elton Dong: Droog

They've all fucked off to watch BB.

[Pervert]

How dare you! Some of us have been working.

And it would take something special to force me to watch Big Brother---like someone burning down the house.